Who would win in a real fight?

In a real fight cena would def win because punk wouldn't have his nexus cronies to help, randy orton most deffff! He's beyond sexy and those voices they talk to him and rocks getting old so rko ALL the way, ezek jackson would win, edge definitely del rio would just wear his douche scarf and wink creepily, and chris masters would totally win! And besides he's hotter than vladimir :) they need to push alex riley and zack ryder to fight more and give them more credit they're so under appreciated :(